mouthfeel
i literally kiss the outside of the burger wrapper before i eat
reverent burger prayer
“thanks Obama and daddy for this burger”
bite
flash of drone strikes
bite
sexual arousal
bite
vietnam war that i didn’t fight in
mmmmngg
playing with my dick only semi-ironically
mmm
not sure if it’s hard
bite
eyes closed
Tourrettes tic
bite
(i swallow mostly whole
a huge burger reduced to 5ths)
bite
when i get to three fifths i say “glad i’m not in 17-something africa”
bite
oh god i miss daddy and mommy
bite
Kurt is on in the background
loud
bite
i’m worthless for spending $20 on burgers
mmmmm tho
fuckign kill me Jesus
(don’t kill me, don’t kill me)
breathing shallows
GERD is a ringwraith on horseback
lit by the wan moonlight of an ONN monitor
cresting a gentle hill on my fatbody
i hide in the long shadow of the Precious
black riders draw blades
yum
Rudy Johnson makes dumb games/poems. Rudy is one of the two vultures at Misery Tourism. Rudy wants the intellectual property rights to Fraggle Rock, immediately and without restrictions.
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