Mike Andrelczyk PostApoc Poems

Candy Flipping

spacing out as the chimpanzees hump

reading reviews of robot vacuums, gravlax
and double mezzaluna knives

under the blue spruce the spine 
of a lady fern uncurls

I see three lights

Ill Wind

when I get afraid of death
I touch your soft thighs
and imagine glasses of cool milk
even though I don’t drink milk

Cheerleaders for the Sun God 

They go: Ra, Ra Ra!!!

Windjammers

futuristic rocky shores in corduroy shorts
putting a sexy leg on ice
coffins of asteroids honor our anniversary 
the proximity of windjammers are a matter of perspective 
sea otters made of broken pencil lines
enjoy a very long lunch

Flop Era

Civilization is janky
a fortress made of hairy legs
what is a sound in geography exactly
20 years ago I was in Alcatraz
Swallowing vitamin E gel caps
Spelling licorice
Imagining strawberries
counting to 100 
thinking about baseball
trying not to succumb

Headwind

trying to google evolutionary economics 
but clicking on evil dead rise by accident 

of course there’s an orca in cape cod called old thom 

of course

wandering through the cat grass 

and drifting 

into the imaginary isthmuses 

as the clippers sail over my head

the white days and nights
are swept up and tossed out

Notes for a Super Long Epic Poem

talking boat or magic frogs or something 

Camels?


Mike Andrelczyk is the author of “!!!” (Ghost City Press)

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