Sexy Pome #2
To get me in trouble, my older brother used to tell me that my mother really liked her hair clip and I should compliment her on it.
Except he called it a hairy clip.
And he said it with a weird accent.
He said the secret to getting the right accent was rolling my tongue to touch the top of my teeth.
It came out like this: Ah wully like your hairy clit, Ma.
Oh thank you. I really like it, too.
My brother doubled over.
What’s so funny?
It only took me years to figure it out.
I don’t think my mother ever did.
A few years later my brother finally broke down and ate a shotgun blast for his 18th birthday.
Try explaining that to your mother while biting your tongue.
Sexy Pome #5
Today I walk by a girl whose jogging pants say quit staring at my dick across her crotch and it takes me a minute to realize it’s social commentary and here I am staring, so yes, I really am part of the problem.
Sexy Pome #7
Just imagine for a moment how sexy it must be to be a comptroller.
drevlow is the managing editor of BULL, a lit mag about toxic masculinity and the author of the book of rusty (2022), a good ram is hard to find (2021), ina-baby: a love story in reverse (2021), and bend with the knees and other love advice from my father (2008). you can find these and other works linked at thedrevlow-olsonshow.com or on twitter/x, insta, face, and threads @thedrevlow.
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