Dad’s 60th Birthday Party
The waste pipe blew.
My Babysitter’s Husband’s Funeral
Exactly what I expected.
My Best Friend’s Older Sister
First: I blew it.
Then: I couldn’t stop blowing it.
Killer
My psychiatrist said there’s a killer inside me.
Then,
Afterwards,
An Entire Rotisserie Chicken.
In The Men’s Locker Room At The Gym
I’m approaching.
I’m asking if they believe in God.
Most of these naked guys?
Nonbelievers.
Myles Zavelo lives and writes in New York.
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