KKUURRTT went to a college and a university.
KKUURRTT is a writer with few accomplishments worth mentioning.
KKUURRTT has been published here and there, but do you really even care where? Like does it actually matter or is this just the game we’re supposed to play to make it in the literary industry. If I don’t participate in the game am I relieving myself of the tension, or just exacerbating the whole situation? Is this bio in fact a bio? And that, in and of itself, makes things much worse?
KKUURRTT is currently trying out new author bios.
You might be able to find KKUURRTT at next year’s AWP.
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KKUURRTT is too humble to write about himself in the third person.
KKUURRTT wrote for his sketch comedy troupe in college and a music blog in his twenties. Somewhere in between he wrote a feature length movie that was released on DVD and select streaming services. It is now time for him to get a new life. Tick tock.
KKUURRTT was 6’5” and a friend to all birds. He is currently buried in an undisclosed cemetery where he doesn’t do anything but slowly rot. One day, soon, he won’t even exist as a distant memory, but merely a chiseled etching on stone. He can’t wait for that day either.
KKUURRTT can be found on twitter at @wwwkurtcom.
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