“The Important Meetings That Take Place in Conference Room C” by BF Jones

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The marketing meeting will take place in Conference Room C. Darren will be hosting, which he likes very much and he can barely contain the little wriggle of his excitement. He’s looking forward to unravelling his strategy to the rest of the team and has been polishing his 68-slide PowerPoint presentation for the past 4 months. He’s looking forward to using the word “hone”, a sharp word for a young, sharp mind. He’s looking forward to a solid hour of talking at his colleagues, explaining to all how important it is for the numbers to go up and people to look at their website. This is quite revolutionary, really. He would have preferred a 2-hour meeting to really get into a more granular pitch but Tom has booked the conference room at 10.

Jennie doesn’t like Tuesdays. A nothingy day she thinks. You don’t get the enjoyment of getting the first day of the week out of the way and it’s not hump day yet. And there’s always, back-to-back, long, tedious meetings. And Jerry from the sales team works from home on Tuesday which means she has to fork out for her own donuts. Yes, Tuesday is the armpit of the week. Another 5.22 hours. She’s tired. Her eyes ache from clock-watching, her rear aches from sitting and her hand from finger pointing. Why do people keep on blaming her? It’s not her fault things don’t get done on time. They have unrealistic expectations, really. She has to defend herself and get others to share the blame. That’s what they do in the Apprentice, isn’t it? She’s going to try to shave a few minutes off. A couple of long tea breaks, a slow walk to the donut place maybe. 

Tania doesn’t give a shit about the fucking meetings. God she hates this job. And her colleagues. She’s renamed them in her head, as if it would help. Bossy, Lazy and Dummy. If she didn’t have to sustain a pretty sizeable cocaine addiction, she wouldn’t bother. But she can’t afford not to work. And she has to pay child support as well. That whole baby business really sucked. Why would they be so hard on her when Courtney Love got away with it? Such an unfair system. Such a lovely baby too, from what she remembers of him. Round cheeks, podgy little hands grabbing her finger with surprising strength. And now she has to pay for the child she hasn’t seen in 7 years, the bills, the tinned mushroom soup, the coke and her online poker account. By the 3rd of the month, it’s all gone and she has to sit here, put up with them all, their meetings, their donuts, their big words and the horrible air con in Conference Room C.

Tom can’t concentrate during Darren’s presentation as he’s worried about his own meeting. As the team charity representative, he is in charge of organising events that will bring goodness to the world all the while raising the profile of the company. This year he has organised a “race for famine”. Thought you don’t race for famine, you race against it, Darren had pointed out, unfortunately after the newsletter had been sent but thankfully before the t-shirts had been printed. Tom got a pretty good deal on the t-shirts. Probably stitched by underpaid, under-aged children but it’s hard to motivate oneself to spend more than a few quid when you know they’ll end up in a landfill a couple of weeks after the event. Yes, a great deal. He’s also ordered 600 plastic bottles to be distributed at the event and got a great deal too. People mentioned they would have preferred paper cups and he’d agreed but the deal on the bottles was better. Yes, it’s plastic but it’s not like they do this everyday right? A drop in the ocean really. He might not mention those though. Tania might bite his head off. She’s pretty green for a junkie. Yes. Concentrate on the do-gooding. We’re a community, we’re uniting for one cause. For the hungry children of Somalia. Was it Somalia? Ethiopia? The place with the skinny children with the big heads. Might be worth being general. Just say Africa. Just say Africa, don’t mention the plastic, or the blunder in the newsletter. Make a big fuss about how much exposure this will give the company. Don’t mention no-one has signed up for the race yet. There’s still a couple of weeks. Maybe promise a goodie bag to all that enter? Or treats? People love goodie bags and treats. Jennie would be there in no time if there were freebies.

Or drop the fee? Have a late bird entry fee? Less money for Africa but does he have a choice? Those kids will probably die anyway. But if he fails to secure places, his sponsor, funkyfunerals.com will drop him. Oh gosh. They’re going to rip him to shreds in there. His throat gets very dry. He needs water. He pops out discretely.

The Conference Room C has been made musty by the previous meeting. Darren, Jennie and Tania wait in the awkward silence of those who don’t like one another and have given up altogether being cordial. Darren is rehydrating. Jennie is eating an egg-mayonnaise sandwich, its smell spreading additional discomfort. Tania is tapping her foot with increased aggravation wondering where the idiot has gone and why he isn’t able to keep to timelines, that dumbass.

The text message comes in and they all lift their phones, discovering the brief message in unison: “Not feeling well, went home, meeting cancelled. Tom”

 

B F Jones is French and lives in the UK with her husband, 3 children and cat. She works as a web consultant. She has stories published in The Cabinet of Heed, Idle Ink, Bending Genres, Soft Cartel, Storgy, The Fiction Pool and Spelk.

“The Weather Maker” by Craig Rodgers

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He stands in grass alongside the highway, ignorant of the whip of wind thrown by the passage of car after car, the hum and roar of a thousand faceless strangers coming and going, entombed in ceaseless steal.

His pants are pulled high the way old timers wear them.  His shirt is wrinkled but tucked in.  He stares up at a sky of uncut blue, devoid of texture or limit.

A man rises from a bench at his back.  A bus stop linked to the highway by a turnoff.  The man’s approach is slow, careful.  The man is old, he walks with a cane.  The old man stops at the highway’s edge and he too looks up at the limitless blue.  The old man speaks.

“It’s like to rain.”

The weather maker takes a gold watch from a pocket.  He looks at the time and he looks back at the sky.  He does not look at the old man and he does not respond.

He walks west until two city blocks have trod underfoot.  An off white block of a building stands set back from the street.  Oversized letters bolted to building face denote the company owning a variety of businesses housed on each floor.  Along a sidewalk running past the building’s front a few dozen fresh faces hold signs bearing slogans maligning the weather forecast, cursing the local weatherman for the state of the world.

            Make Love, Not Drought

            Forecast this!

            Whoever said ‘Rain, Rain, Go Away’ needs to take that back!

Mock dissidence, sarcastic picketing.  The weather maker stands apart from the marching flock and he watches, he listens as they shout their tongue-in-cheek chants to the world, to passersby, to all.  Old protest standards repurposed with a new punchline.  Cars honk, people stop to watch.  Each in time moves on and among them the weather maker does the same.

The front door is glass set between columns, the building face’s only yielding to ostentation.  Fingerprints above and below a sign reading PUSH mark the touch of a thousand prior trespassers.  The room into which the weather maker steps is divided at its center by a semicircular counter staffed by two receptionists behind which the room trails off into two separate hallways giving visitors the illusion of choice.

The weather maker picks a receptionist using criteria known only to him and as he steps to the counter he locks eyes with this stranger offering to him a smile polite and genial.

“I’m here to see Art Sebastian.”

She nods and she goes on smiling and on a console tucked onto the counter’s inner shelf she types something as she asks if he’s a relation, if he has an appointment.  The weather maker turns his face away but his eyes move back to find hers.  He tells her no, though to which question his response is addressed he does not say.  He tells her the man’s forecast is wrong.  He says it again.

“I want to let him know his forecast is wrong.”

She lets out a quick laugh but he remains placid.  She looks at the other receptionist and she looks back.  She asks his name and he gives it to her. She asks him to wait a moment please and he does so.  She types and she hums to herself.  Her eyes on a computer monitor.  She only looks up when a man with a large neck and a security badge appears from one of the hallways.  The sentinel takes the weather maker by the arm and he speaks with an authoritative air.

“Okay, come on.”

The weather maker stiffens and he twists away but the sentinel holds on.  It is here he begins to shout.  He says the forecast is ruining lives.  He says the man’s ignorance is poison.  He goes on ranting, spittle flying.  He says all the things voiced by the marchers outside but his sermon is earnest and brimming with fervor.  Lobby folk stop.  They freeze, they stare.  A woman puts a hand to her face.  Someone drops a phone.  The weather maker shouts still.  He blames them each one.  He blames their enabling.  He writhes in the grip of the sentinel and he goes on shouting, stopping only when a hand slaps him across the face.

They hold him in a conference room.  He sits unspeaking and when two uniformed policemen arrive he is unspeaking still.  The policemen exchange pleasantries with the security sentinel and they gather the facts of the weather maker’s outburst and with this done they return to idle talk.  The weather maker does not look up and he does not speak and soon he is being led from the building.

He sits uncuffed in the back of the patrol car.  His gaze faces front, watching the city’s unrelenting onrush. Halfway through the trip, in a gentle voice, almost a whisper, he begins to speak.  He talks of the wise, the soothsayers of old.  He talks of village elders, those keepers of knowledge known for their vision and foresight, revered.  He invokes the Farmer’s Almanac.  The policeman in the passenger seat nods now and then.  The driver looks at the weather maker in the mirror.  As they pull to a stop at their destination a single raindrop smacks against the windshield.

The weather maker sits on a bench beside a man in a suit chained to the seat’s scarred arm.  Years of etchings, meaningless leavings, memories.  The man in the suit stares at these.  The weather maker looks ahead at nothing.

People talk.  Officers, others.  They discuss him but do not speak to him.  They talk of his rant, sometimes interested, sometimes joking.  They talk of calling an evaluator, a doctor.  The talk moves on, the gossip shifts course.  He is not booked and no one is called and in time the weather maker is turned loose.

Traffic buzzes and barks with the start and stop of passing lives.  He stands back, face upturned as he waits for the bus.  A deep gray has bloomed above.  He goes on this way until the squeal and sigh marking the trundling bus’ arrival.

People watch the approach and recession of block after block or they hold bright devices in hand, scrolling and swiping and leaning close like lovers.  The weather maker looks ahead.  He listens to sounds beneath the surface, the quiet hum of the world.  Hands on knees, back stiff.  Jaw clenched at what he hears there.  When the bus comes to his stop he is already standing, he is already moving.

Darkened spots along the sidewalk fade where the touch of furtive droplets are being soaked into the hot pavement or eaten by the wind, the sun, the day.  The weather maker walks on until he comes to stand again among the faux protest and its chanting sarcastics.  He listens with hope.  In time he joins in.  They laugh, they chant louder still.  He talks, he shouts.  He recites the crimes of the forecaster and they dance along to the tune of his preaching.  Above and below the world begins to grow with darkness.  He tells them he’s faced the man before and he will again.  With their help he will again.  They march, they dance.  He stands in their center, roaring his fire into the blackening sky.  They march and stomp and they scream along with him, holding picket signs like clubs as the rain begins to fall.

 

Craig Rodgers has an extensive collection of literary rejections folded into the shape of cranes and spends most of his time writing in North Texas. His newest release is “The Ghost of Mile 43” is available on kindle/print.

you can also find him on twitter: @abasketofcraig

 

“Generations: Charades/Coitus” by Tyler Dempsey

 

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Quotes litter the walls. One reading: Cumming is just as important as leaving.

 

“You’re an artist?” Tim asks Mia.

 

“My son,” reaches for her tote. He ogles.

 

Here!”

 

“They’re amazing!”

 

“He’s eighteen.”

 

Before leaving, she buys her first painting.

 

 

At the weekly meeting, Saintly calls Tim’s painting, Modern Centurealism, whatever the hell that is. Paul shows, “The Wave.” Product of weeks in Paria Canyon. Sunburned rock. Emerald gold. Saintly reads a three-lined poem, “Untitled.” Jeff delivers his goods.

 

She stops him at the door. Canvases dangle. “Glad you came.”

 

His 18-year-old heart twirls.

 

 

Back home, drunk. Crazy about me! (When we marry, she’ll keep her last name as a hyphen.) He snores in the Tommy Bahama chair.

 

 

Steaming breakfast. He studies the painting. Mia hums, “Sympathy for the Devil.”  

 

“What?”

 

“Nothing.”

 

Eyes narrow, “What’s going on?” He looks at his not-from-box breakfast, to the wall, back.

 

“I felt like something different. Okay?”

 

“Okay.” Again he glances at the painting.

 

“I’m collecting. First of many.”

 

“Shit smeared across canvas.”

 

“Not surface-level, like your stuff. Doesn’t mean I don’t like it. Or it isn’t good.” She licks her lips.

 

He storms off.

 

She settles. Quiet table. Quiet house. Tim would eat this dress.

 

 

“This meeting’s wild,” claims Tim. “Artists from everywhere. Catering, booze.”

 

Jeff irons several garments. Any attention from his nose.

 

 

Her dress a shrink-wrapped costume, Mia grabs two hunks of chocolate, a fistfull of pistachios—a crumble, or three, of blue cheese—holding wine away she wades into the crowd.

 

Tim quiets the audience. Provides an introduction. Explaining artists begin with a speech or without a word. Jeff commits to talking. “My first real work,” the mic feedbacks. “An Artist’s Voice.”

 

Tim quips, “Ideas without direction.” Comparing it to last week’s piece.

 

 

They collide near the bathroom.

 

“I’m sorry for being critical. Criticism’s gold, though.” He draws closer, “I wasn’t, hard on him?”

 

“That’s art.”

 

You’re art.” He tucks strands behind an ear. They kiss. Fingers travel. He covers her mouth. Mia loosens his belt.

 

“My room?”  

 

“Uh-huh.”

 

 

Here you are.” The balcony. “Your piece is amazing, you painted it.”

 

He offers the bottle. “I guess.”

 

“You don’t get it.”

 

The cigarette-alcohol taste resembles metal. “Thanks. You want to—talk?”

 

“I guess.”

 

 

Tim heaves. Bedsheets strangle. “Can’t believe we did that,” she has a Bonnie-and-Clyde look.

 

“If you deserve it. Good things keep singing.”

 

Cheek on his bicep, “You’re good. You’re art’s good.” He cringes. Her finger draws sweat-circles around his bellybutton.

 

“Tonight’s collectors own many of my works,” he lights a cigarette, a mushroom-cloud explores the ceiling.

 

“I’d love a Tim Young gallery. You’ll be amazing one day.”

 

He doesn’t understand. “I will.”

 

 

She’s doing yoga. “Want to sit by me?” he pats the blanket.

 

“That’s alright.”

 

“Saintly. I like you.” He said it.

 

“Aww. I like you too.” Jeff springs for a kiss. (He’s been drinking.)

 

Shirt’s off. He fights his anvil of clothing. Makes for her belt, stopping to see what he’s doing. She’s annoyed. He’s horrified to think why. A mental-play unfolds: back in the crowded room. Naked, “The first flaccid thing ever done.” In a bigger spotlightTim, “Decent idea. No execution!”

 

The silence warps glass. She flutters her eyes. “I’m Saintly. Who are you?”

 

“Jeff.”

 

“What’s this?” Head snaps sideways.  

 

“Lame.”

 

“Why are you here?”

 

“Heard there were artists. Brought paintings. Smoke and ideas. I give up.”

 

“I can’t stand it.” Her fingers walk his forearm. “Even the name’s dumb. Art.”

 

“What do you do?”

 

“Wait tables.”

 

“You can’t . . .”

 

And raise kids.”

 

“Single mom?”

 

“You know it.”

 

“Pregnant?”

 

They laugh.

 

“Thanks.”

 

“For what?”

 

“Seriously.”  

 

“You’re welcome. Not sure what I did.”  

 

“I feel like I know you.”

 

“They teach guys that?”

 

“I’ll get along, little by little.”

 

If you get a table.”

 

“Lots of guys?”

 

“Not tons. Any I want . . .”

 

“Any you like?”

 

“Oh, yeah.”

 

“Women?”

 

“Sure.”  

 

“What about this?”  

 

“We just met.”

 

Tyler Dempsey won The Tulsa Voice/ Nimrod International Journal 2nd Annual Flash Fiction Contest and has been a finalist in Glimmer Train and New Millennium Writings competitions. This is one of many pieces in, “Time as a Sort of Enemy,” Tyler’s flash collection he’s shopping around. His work appears or is forthcoming in (amongst others) Soft Cartel Magazine, X-R-A-Y Literary Magazine, Wilderness House Literary Review, and Gone Lawn. Find him on Twitter @tylercdempsey or: http://tylerdempseywriting.com

“Rage, Rage” by Jared Povanda

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(For Dylan Thomas)

 

Where the bluebells bloom

like crab meat, soft and melting

against a sun, tongue, an

agent of heat, of honey,

of fire, wind-strewn

to the four corners

where the bluebells bloom

 

Lenon sits on his back patio as the world ends. He presses the tip of his final pencil into the final stanza on the final page of his final notebook with the knowledge that his work will never be remembered. With the knowledge that fighting against the current of time isn’t as romantic as it’s often painted.

The wind chimes his mother sent him for this twenty-fifth birthday tinkle in their soft, percussive way above his head, but the wind is picking up. The wind won’t stop picking up. Sooner or later, the metal cylinders will come crashing down. Soon, the sun will follow.

“Why don’t you run?”

Lenon glances at the angel standing in his lawn. Long, long blond hair, so blond and long it’s nearly white—a curtain of ice trailing down his back. And then there’s his wings, curled currently, but wide and feathered and violent in their presumed impossibility when he had swooped down minutes before.

“Where is there to go?” Lenon answers, running fingers through his receding hair.

The angel shrugs. Smiles. “Does it matter? Humans are always running. When the flood comes, to higher ground. When the wind comes, below the earth. When the fires rise, into trees

like birds of prey.”

“The world is ending,” Lenon says. “There is nowhere to go anymore.”

“That isn’t our fault, human.”

“I never said it was.”

Lenon knows, like everyone else who once had access to TV, radio, or social media knows. The frogs went first. Global warming destroyed them. Vanished them into the ether. Then the bees collapsed and so did a huge chunk of human comfortability. Goodbye, cocoa bean. Goodbye. Species blinked out, blinked away, and the oil barons didn’t care. The presidents and kings didn’t care. Lip service, reversing the climbing waters flooding the costal cities. Lip service, erecting walls to halt the destructive maelstrom coursing its way across what used to be Australia.

“We’re here to bring you back,” the angel says. His garb is the color of ochre. “The experiment is over.”

“Do you find it ironic,” Lenon says, “that you’re killing us like we killed the worms and beetles? The boars and the giraffes? I find it ironic.”

The angel never stops smiling. “We’re not destroying you permanently. The Creator must tinker. He must adjust your levels of avarice and antipathy. We’ll restore you, a better you, and all the creatures you didn’t care enough to save.”

Lenon looks down at his calloused hands. What did he do to help the environment when he still could? Recycle every once in a while? Buy those cloth bags instead of using plastic at the supermarket? He’d never been much of a people person, so he was not the one to shout warnings from street corners. He went to work, a tiny cubicle in an office bought and paid for by the natural gas companies who destroyed all that sacred land out west, and then he went back to his empty home and his empty bed and wrote poetry to keep himself sane.

That aloneness—that smaller aloneness comprised of feeling alone within a group of people—hid itself in the bigger, more innate aloneness of himself. That innate, singular aloneness had always been there from the time Lenon was a boy on the playground.

What would it have been like to connect? What it have been like to shoot off and ricochet into the world?

“I had a professor once,” Lenon says, meeting the gray of the angel’s eyes. “If this were a story, fiction, he’d call this a bathtub story. A story where two characters sit around and talk for the entire narrative. A narrative where nothing happens.”

The angel lifts one perfect, unblemished finger. “Oh, no. Oh, that’s not true. Look around you, child, look around at everything happening. See, hear, smell, touch, taste. Go on. You don’t have much time left.”

Lenon reclines on the back porch to see the sky, yellow now with a type of jaundice. And he sees clouds. So many clouds. And when he opens his ears—

Chanting.

Melting.

Screaming.

Chiming.

Rustling.

Curling.

Cawing.

Snarling.

Biting.

Beating.

Beating.

The beat of his heart.

The beat of blood in his ears.

Then there is the touch of tears rolling down his cheeks like an avalanche, made all the worse by those shifting weather patterns.

In his mind’s eye, he sees walruses plunging to their deaths on boulders. He sees grass pulling up higher and higher until the monkeys in Africa have to fight for every last blade. He sees the snow leopard overheating under its pelt. The way its tongue lolls. The way its eyes flash with shame unknown to a predator so great as vultures circle and battle for scraps overhead.

Lenon watches a polar bear fall through an ice floe.

Lenon sees, as clear as the nectarine tree that used to grow in his grandmother’s garden, the fruit swole and dew-kissed, the way the owls slip right out of the sky.

And he sees the way the humans, one by one, are taken by those with long hair and wide wings. He sees, past the looting and the burning, past the destruction and the wild swerving of brains doing all they can to deny the coming of the end, the way the humans rage.

Rage, rage against the dying—

Lenon stands, pencil curled in his right hand, face sharp as the point.

“You’re right,” he says to the angel. “I don’t have much time.”

Two steps to leave the back patio, to feel the earth one last time against bare feet.

Smiling. Always smiling. Magnanimous with his time, the angel’s neck knocked back in repose…

“You can do nothing,” the angel says to the man. “What has come has already come. What will happen will happen.”

Rage.

Rage.

Lenon steps, steps, steps, muscles loose and fluid and warm. Hot as the air, as the wind rushing his face. The human bares its fangs.

Every cell, every vessel, every strand of DNA bares its fangs.

The angel laughs with a smugness once known to belong to humans. The irony is not lost, never lost, because energy can only ever be repurposed.

“What do you think—” The angel’s hair sparkles, glows as bright as his teeth.

Rage, rage, against the dying of the light.

The dying.

The human lifts his pencil, his sword, his clawed-paw.

The light.

Before attacking, tearing, howling at the way the blood moves inside him, and then outside, outside, outside, like a burst sun, a regression of cosmic proportions—

Hoping to do more than maim.

 

Jared Povanda is a writer from upstate New York who doesn’t know if he’d be able to stab an angel with a pencil at the end of the world, but he does know that we should save the environment while we still have the chance. Connect with him on Twitter @JaredPovanda, and read more of his work in fine places like SOFT CARTEL, CHEAP POP, and Lammergeier.