Haiku After the Nasty Boys
I much prefer it
when fat professional wrestlers
don’t shave their armpits.
Tombstone
I’m not proud
of any of my scars
except for where
the love of my life
busted me open
with a frozen
pepperoni pizza.
Trust Us (A Truck Stop Restroom Found Poem)
Don’t use
the hot water.
It stinks and
so will you.
Trust us.
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Josh Olsen is a librarian in Flint, Michigan. He’s the author of two books, “Six Months” and “Such a Good Boy”, and the co-creator of Gimmick Press.