HOW TO TELL STORIES TO CHILDREN
How to Tell Stories to Children
was originally published in 1905
Sara Cone Bryant wrote it
She was an author of children’s books
Sometimes I think my life is being written
by an author
of children’s books
like Sara Cone Bryant
Things are oversimplified
dogs play a disproportionate role in the plot
there is whimsy that just seems sad
to normative adults
Anyway, you were reading
How to Tell Stories to Children
on April 19, 2017, around 9:45 p.m.
while riding the streetcar
Your pants were pea-green and wide-legged
Your hair brown-like blonde
You were probably an art-school student
Your major, probably conceptual
You’d just sat beside me
because there was an empty seat
But maybe also because I was reading
But maybe not because I was reading
The streetcar driver was a comedian—he asked
“What kind of room has no windows or doors?”
And right away you replied:
a mushroom
It wasn’t rehearsed at all
Your brain just worked like that
Nobody else had answered or even tried
Then you went back to How to Tell Stories to Children
I continued reading Landscape With Traveler
A novella by Barry Gifford published in 1980
I wanted to get to know your brain
I wanted to be a streetcar operator
But you got off at Dovercourt
And I took the streetcar to Lansdowne
BODEGA
I feel like sad corner-store fruit
I’m a little bit expired
I’m a little bit bruised
I wasn’t always like this
but it’s how I am now
You’ll find me beside the Lays chips
and the gummies
You’ll find me under unflattering light
You’ll find me at unexpected hours
—
Josh Sherman is a Toronto-based journalist with fiction previously published online in Hobart and in print in the Great Lakes Review.
Art by Julienne Bay